| Dev | ChatGPT |
| Usually an arrogant prick with God complex | Is God, or will be |
| Makes you feel like a thick bastard | Very polite |
| Makes you feel like you’re an annoyance | Always happy to help |
| Hates SEO/PPC | Loves everyone – or acts like it anyway |
| Costs about £4k a month to employ | Pro version costs about £10 a month |
| Gets angry at follow up questions | You can ask unlimited follow up questions |